Do I count as a zoo?

[threelegs]

9 hours ago, Resident Hyaena said:




I've had oral experience with Andeans and Emus, both very friendly.

Still hoping for a chance to be a partner to an Ostrich or Rhea someday.

 




Resident Hyaena ^..^

You reminded me of something: ostrich races, just like horse races, with jockeys.  So, they can be domesticated to some extent. It's pretty chaotic (check Youtube) with most of the riders falling off before the finish, but the birds stay in their lanes surprisingly well. They've also been used to pull carts.




Here's something fun:




 




https://gizmodo.com/that-ostrich-over-th...ou-5876033




 

[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

On 7/25/2021 at 3:15 AM, Resident Hyaena said:




've had oral experience with Andeans

Whats an "andean"? I tried googling it, but it only made me more confused

[caikgoch]

2 hours ago, HeartBeatOfTheBeast said:




Whats an "andean"? I tried googling it, but it only made me more confused

https://animals.net/andean-condor/

[heavyhorse]

On 7/24/2021 at 1:36 PM, threelegs said:




equipped with an SPH

I googled that as well, didn't get anywhere either-- 

[caikgoch]

2 hours ago, heavyhorse said:




I googled that as well, didn't get anywhere either-- 

Most likely "Strategically-Placed Hole"   but "Small Penis Humiliation" is also possible.

[heavyhorse]

Yeah "Small Penis Humiliation" came up on google.  Somehow I didn't think that seemed applicable-- . 




Although always possible; mechanical representations of animals are most often lacking in one or more departments--.




 




 




Maybe in the distant future when "They" spend a bit less time with their heads up, well, "SPH", the Orgasmatrons will have a list of appropriate critter-specific settings to choose from.... 

[caikgoch]

4 hours ago, heavyhorse said:




Maybe in the distant future when "They" spend a bit less time with their heads up, well, "SPH", the Orgasmatrons will have a list of appropriate critter-specific settings to choose from

The net is full of critter specific hacks for RPGs.   In fact, want to guess what the developer of My Little Pony is doing now?

[Ramseys]

1 hour ago, caikgoch said:




The net is full of critter specific hacks for RPGs.   In fact, want to guess what the developer of My Little Pony is doing now?

[heavyhorse]

13 hours ago, caikgoch said:




The net is full of critter specific hacks for RPGs.   

But still not really the "full-on" zoo experience.  Unless they have really improved the consoles in ways that I am not aware of...

[threelegs]

Just for those who might still be in the dark and don't care for the search, here's an example of a plushie toy with a SPH:




https://hawtfur.com/main/plushies/wild-republic-fox/