Jokes

[heavyhorse]

[Ramseys]

4 hours ago, heavyhorse said:




 

I always liked that one. Too bad I didn't make it. [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/cool.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title="B|" width="20" />

[Hiway]

[Ramseys]

 




Ask if you don't know the joke.

[Hiway]

1 hour ago, Ramseys said:









 




Ask if you don't know the joke.

It's a Classic  lol

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On 4/20/2018 at 2:51 AM, zemlya said:




Mr. Penguin brings his car to the auto shop to have some work done on it.  While waiting for a mechanic on duty to inspect the vehicle, he walks over to the local ice cream parlor that is only a few blocks away, and having taken a stroll on a sunny day, he feels a little hungry.  When he arrives, he asks the clerk for an ice cream cone, and after the order is completed, he sits down to eat the snack while reading the news on his cellphone.  After he is done eating, he gets up and walks towards the door, the clerk says to him "Have a nice day!" and he replies "Thank you."  He then walks out and all the way back to the auto shop.  There he's greeted by the manager on duty and the manager says to him, "Mr. Penguin, it looks like you've just blown a seal."  Mr. Penguin blushes and wipes his beak and says, "No, it's just ice cream."

oh wow [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/laugh.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title="xD" width="20" /> took me some time but i clicked on

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A man walks into a bar and notices a dog in the corner, The dog was licking his balls and the guy said, "Heh wish i could do that." The bartender replied. "Id pet him first to make sure he's alright with ya."

[Hiway]

[heavyhorse]

All she ever has to do is ask... 




 




 

[Ramseys]

On 3/30/2019 at 9:11 AM, silverwolf1 said:




A boy asks his mom, "Why am I black and you're white?" She says, "Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark."