Horny dolphin wants to have sex with a human. No, really!

[Eagle]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/swimming-bann...03350.html

[Hiway]

Sexually frustrated dolphin named Zafar terrorises tourists on French beach



 




(Image: dolphin thru water)




 



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A seaside village in Brittany has banned swimming on its beach because a dolphin in heat has been scaring tourists and locals by approaching them and trying to rub up against them.



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The dolphin has even tried to prevent several swimmers from getting back to the beach at Landévennec, using its nose to push one woman out of the water and up into the air. 




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Sexually frustrated dolphin named Zafar terrorises tourists on French beach

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Rory Mulholland

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A dolphin, belived to be Zafar, leaps out of the water off the coast of la Foret-Fouesnant, western France - AFP
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A seaside village in Brittany has banned swimming on its beach because a dolphin in heat has been scaring tourists and locals by approaching them and trying to rub up against them.



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The dolphin has even tried to prevent several swimmers from getting back to the beach at Landévennec, using its nose to push one woman out of the water and up into the air. 

The beast, often clearly in a state of sexual arousal, also often tries to rub up against kayaks and other small boats.

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The three-metre long dolphin, which locals have nicknamed Zafar, has been hanging around the Bay of Brest for months, amusing tourists with its antics as it visited the beaches and shorelines of Plougastel-Daoulas, Logonna-Daoulas and Landevennec.



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Children in sailing schools were delighted when the dolphin would suddenly turn up and frolic around their boats, and Zafar sometimes let swimmers grip onto his dorsal fin and go for a ride with him.



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But then a few weeks ago he changed.



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(Image: dolphin chasing boat wake)


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Swimming and diving are banned on the village shoreline… whenever the presence of the dolphin is confirmed,” said a new bylaw issued last week by the mayor of Landévennec, Roger Lars.



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“Approaching within 50 metres of the dolphin is also forbidden,” said the text.



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Mayor Lars was not available for comment when contacted by the Telegraph, but he told local media that he had issued the new rules “to ensure people’s safety” after Zafar’s recent bad behaviour.



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“Several swimmers were frightened. He (Zafar) even lifted up a woman swimmer last Thursday with his nose,” he told Ouest-France newspaper.



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Local media have been awash with tales of the dolphin’s less savoury antics, with several going into some detail about aghast tourists being confronted with the animal’s sexual arousal.



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Dolphins do not have a particular time of year when they reproduce and may mate at any time. They appear to have frequent recreational sex and sometimes display sexual behaviour towards other species, including humans.



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Experts point out that they are very large wild animals and could cause serious injury - even inadvertently with a flipper - if they feel threatened.



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But attacks or injury to humans by dolphins are so rare that a Breton lawyer says he plans to take legal action to have what he calls the “excessive” swimming ban in Landévennec overturned.



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“The mayor wants to make dolphins look like almost ferocious beasts, completely unpredictable and likely to drown people,” said Erwan Le Cornec in a statement.



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“If you were to apply these rules across the board, whenever a pedestrian approaches a dog, even if it is on a leash, all the mayors in… France should issue bylaws banning pedestrians in town,” he said.

[Ramseys]

27 minutes ago, Hiway said:




But attacks or injury to humans by dolphins are so rare that a Breton lawyer says he plans to take legal action to have what he calls the “excessive” swimming ban in Landévennec overturned.

Besides, what's wrong with a little, "Surprise Butt Sex"!




 

[dusk]

So... show of hands. Who just booked tickets to France? [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/smile.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title=":)" width="20" />

[caikgoch]

1 hour ago, dusk said:




So... show of hands. Who just booked tickets to France? [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/smile.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title=":)" width="20" />

There are other places.




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[battlecrops]

Dolphins are very strong, much more than they look, it doesn't surprise me that they're trying to take measures to keep people from being accidentally hurt by him.  I don't agree that it makes dolphins out to be unpredictable or ferocious; they just don't know their own strength. 




I wonder how old the dolphin is, like was he not sexually mature beforehand and therefore more laid back, and now he's hit maturity?

[threelegs]

10 hours ago, dusk said:




So... show of hands. Who just booked tickets to France? [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/smile.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title=":)" width="20" />

No joy here ... $$$

[heavyhorse]

Issue:




How long can you hold your breath?

[Zoramora]

On 29/8/2018 at 5:53 AM, heavyhorse said:




Issue:




How long can you hold your breath?

Bring a oxygen bottle and enjoy the ride under the sea ?

[KnotReady]

I would be thrilled to submit to frisky dolphin, but would fear drowning. I wonder if someone could come up with a semi submerged fucking bench of sorts that could protect the human and allow the dolphins free access. They would be trained in no time. Mmm can you imagine have a small pod of horny young males taking turns on you?