First Intro

caikgoch · 10-04-2018, 01:23 PM

This is something that I started years ago and got distracted from. Please critique (sanely) and suggest.

An Introduction to Animal Sex

There are a lot of different kinds, sizes, and shapes of animals and there are many different kinds of sex so we are not going to be specific in this guide. Instead we are going to overview the subject and try to make the many choices more sensible for those that haven't made them yet.




First, the limitations:

No matter how well you bond and communicate with your animal other humans will not share that communication. They will not welcome your animal (even if (s)he fits) in public places or on public transportation. Most will not even welcome the two of you into their home.
Almost no animal will live as long as you. In fact, you will probably outlive several lovers. No extreme measures will be taken to preserve their life in the event of an accident or illness.
Some animals will require expensive facilities and licenses. Lions, for example, are simply not welcome in most neighborhoods and if you haven't won a hundred million dollar lottery don't even dream of a dolphin. Even horses are beyond the means of most young people.
Forget about trips and vacations. Someone has to feed your darlings and turning them over to other people has special risks for us.
Even with the utmost care and total affection animals can injure you. I have had my arm broken by a playful St Bernard. Imagine how much that danger increases if you like elephants.

Then, the advantages:

Unless you teach them how, animals don't lie. Their natural abilities to read body language and scent make lying nearly impossible among themselves.
If you do not share your animals with other humans they are very unlikely to harbor any infection that you can catch. Diseases that are transmissible between animal and human are what vets are required by law to vaccinate against.
Many animals are truly super by human standards. You like big males? Show me any human equal to even a mini horse.
There is absolutely no chance of any kind that either of you will ever get pregnant.
There is no chance at all that an animal will wreck your car or empty your bank account (at least not directly).

Some basics:

The animal must be imprinted on humans. An animal that was not raised by humans will see you as either a threat or food. Neither is sexually interesting and both can be quite dangerous for you.
Besides straight intercourse, outercourse, oral, anal, and manual sex are all possible. But if you want a standard orgasm you will need to maintain a certain compatibility of size.
Some animals will prefer human sensitivity and control to the natural sex of their species. Others will not. For example, male herbivores are almost always one thrust wonders. Female herbivores almost always appreciate anyone who isn't.
Males are nearly always ready to go. It may take some time for him to fully understand what is being offered but once he does, he has more spare time than you do.
Females may or may not be interested in sex outside of their normal heat cycle. Your chances that she will be are considerably improved if you make sure that she enjoys herself.
The more that you and the animal know about each other, the safer you will be. You can douse yourself in cow scent and every bull that you meet will be willing to mount you, but you will still look like a grease spot when he is done. If you want a relationship with an animal larger and stronger than yourself expect to spend years working up to consummation.
Another simple safety tip is to obtain some fluids from the animal you plan to have sex with and apply a small amount to some sensitive skin and look for an allergic reaction. It's inconvenient but it beats the hell out of anaphylaxis.
Steel toed shoes are essential around large animals. Even the most foot aware get distracted during sex.
Either trim claws and hooves or wear substantial protection. The marks can be a badge of honor or evidence at a trial.
Some animals bite as a normal part of sex. Since you are not as tough as their usual partner you might want to wear some protection.
Cleanliness can save your life. If something goes wrong and you are injured, not having debris or bacteria in the wound could be important. If you go anal, enema and enema again.

Be very careful who you listen to when advice is offered. There are far more people with theoretical knowledge than those with real experience. For example, horses typically flare far larger during orgasm than masturbation. Someone that has never actually had a horse flare in them might not know that. Reputation and agreement between independent sources are your only protections. There are “guides” out there that are more masturbation aids than anything useful.


At the other extreme are the anti groups that will promise you everything from cancer to hairy palms if you lust after a non-human. The reality is that we are all mammals with the same basic body chemistry. The big differences are things like height and weight. Animal body fluids are less dangerous to you than human because they can't carry nearly as many infectious agents.


Once you decide to cross the big divide, think long and hard about security. Nanny cams, security cameras, and night vision can ruin your life. Close the drapes and lock the doors. Add up the time needed for the act, preparation, and cleanup then double it. If you can't count on that much for sure alone time, don't do it.


And NEVER, EVER fencehop. Any possibility of a defense goes out the window when you are on someone else's property with someone else's animals. If they catch you in the act and shoot you, the cops will help them clean up the mess. And even if they never catch you they can still sell, move, neuter, or butcher your lover and there's nothing you can do about it. It's never worth the risk. 


One of the big pitfalls is explaining to friends and family why you don't have a human wife and kids. Mothers especially will never stop trying to match you up with the “right” girl even if they know about you “other species” preferences. “Normal” humans will simply not understand what you are feeling or why.




If you have a choice, choose “normal”. Contrary to fundie propaganda, this is not an easy way out. Most of us who live this lifestyle are doing it because we tried the “normal” way and it didn't work for us. A human mate could get a job, contribute money, help with housework, and do all those little things that make domestic life easier. We still have to live in human society and pay our taxes and bills. Add to that the legal and extralegal stalkers we have to endure and you can easily see how this kind of life isn't something you would choose to avoid effort.




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heavyhorse · 10-04-2018, 04:43 PM

Seems very good to me.

Might add that it's necessarily incomplete; asking responsible people in responsible venues for specific additional info/details about their species/activity of choice is suggested.

"the “right” girl even if they know about you “other species” preferences." Edit: "your" for "you".

Thank you!

caikgoch · 10-04-2018, 11:12 PM

Changes made to the original but I can't edit the post.

WinterGreenWolf · 10-07-2018, 04:57 AM

Very nice info, I didn't read everything to the 'T' but most I already knew about. I think anyone who is Zoo-Curious or even a New-Zoo themselves should take a read of this before even beginning to study their 'interest' species.

If it's okay I'd like to add a couple things more to watch out for: hopefully I'm not just saying what's already been said -too- many times elsewhere.

1) Be mindful of your cyber security: this includes ensuring your browser uses HTTPS by default for browsing, avoid taking any 'photos' or 'vids' of you and your lover. Also try and not mention -too- much on places like Telegram, Faceboot, Twitter, or any 'Social' sites: this is more likely to get you in hot water and those companies: even ones like Reddit will fork over your info in less than an eye-blink. If you're really a worry-wort: learn about things like OpenVPN and STP (Secure Tunneling Protocols) connections and services like Tor.

2) You can never be 'too careful' in public, as in if you are talking with close friends, or even just to the curious on something like Skype or a phone call. I do not promote, condone, or support any violent groups but one may even want to invest in conceal-carry, or some form of non-lethal force weapon like a taser or pepper spray, learn how to use them properly and only in absolute emergencies. If you are apt with your hands and feel capable some basic martial arts / self-defense classes are a good idea too. Do remember though: in most U.S. states, you cannot use excessive force to diffuse a situation, you have to stay within limitations and think on what the situation may call for: over-excessive force is just likely to get you in hot water and you'll not only be looking at various degrees of assault but could still be found out, losing your lover and livelihood.

I mention these two due to some recent Twitter / Furry fandom drama involving a lot of really bad shit (tortured animals, specifically). People are cruel, fear what they do not understand, and hate what they fear. As well as being very much a hive-mind thanks to today's mentality of 'That sounds good, I'll do that instead of think!' sort of thing.

As Caikgoch said, just be careful and think before doing anything.

caikgoch · 10-09-2018, 12:46 AM

V 0.2

An Introduction to Animal Sex

There are a lot of different kinds, sizes, and shapes of animals and there are many different kinds of sex so we are not going to be specific in this guide. Instead we are going to overview the subject and try to make the many choices more sensible for those that haven't made them yet.




First, the limitations:

No matter how well you bond and communicate with your animal other humans will not share that communication. They will not welcome your animal (even if (s)he fits) in public places or on public transportation. Most will not even welcome the two of you into their home.
Almost no animal will live as long as you. In fact, you will probably outlive several lovers. No extreme measures will be taken to preserve their life in the event of an accident or illness.
Some animals will require expensive facilities and licenses. Lions, for example, are simply not welcome in most neighborhoods and if you haven't won a hundred million dollar lottery don't even dream of a dolphin. Even horses are beyond the means of most young people.
Forget about trips and vacations. Someone has to feed your darlings and turning them over to other people has special risks for us.
Even with the utmost care and total affection animals can injure you. I have had my arm broken by a playful St Bernard. Imagine how much that danger increases if you like elephants.

Then, the advantages:

Unless you teach them how, animals don't lie. Their natural abilities to read body language and scent make lying nearly impossible among themselves.
If you do not share your animals with other humans they are very unlikely to harbor any infection that you can catch. Diseases that are transmissible between animal and human are what vets are required by law to vaccinate against.
Many animals are truly super by human standards. You like big males? Show me any human equal to even a mini horse.
There is absolutely no chance of any kind that either of you will ever get pregnant.
There is no chance at all that an animal will wreck your car or empty your bank account (at least not directly).

Some basics:

The animal must be imprinted on humans. An animal that was not raised by humans will see you as either a threat or food. Neither is sexually interesting and both can be quite dangerous for you.
Besides straight intercourse, outercourse, oral, anal, and manual sex are all possible. But if you want a standard orgasm you will need to maintain a certain compatibility of size.
Some animals will prefer human sensitivity and control to the natural sex of their species. Others will not. For example, male herbivores are almost always one thrust wonders. Female herbivores almost always appreciate anyone who isn't.
Males are nearly always ready to go. It may take some time for him to fully understand what is being offered but once he does, he has more spare time than you do.
Females may or may not be interested in sex outside of their normal heat cycle. Your chances that she will be are considerably improved if you make sure that she enjoys herself.
The more that you and the animal know about each other, the safer you will be. You can douse yourself in cow scent and every bull that you meet will be willing to mount you, but you will still look like a grease spot when he is done. If you want a relationship with an animal larger and stronger than yourself expect to spend years working up to consummation.
Another simple safety tip is to obtain some fluids from the animal you plan to have sex with and apply a small amount to some sensitive skin and look for an allergic reaction. It's inconvenient but it beats the hell out of anaphylaxis.
Steel toed shoes are essential around large animals. Even the most foot aware get distracted during sex.
Either trim claws and hooves or wear substantial protection. The marks can be a badge of honor or evidence at a trial.
Some animals bite as a normal part of sex. Since you are not as tough as their usual partner you might want to wear some protection.
Cleanliness can save your life. If something goes wrong and you are injured, not having debris or bacteria in the wound could be important. If you go anal, enema and enema again.

Be very careful who you listen to when advice is offered. There are far more people with theoretical knowledge than those with real experience. For example, horses typically flare far larger during orgasm than masturbation. Someone that has never actually had a horse flare in them might not know that. Reputation and agreement between independent sources are your only protections. There are “guides” out there that are more masturbation aids than anything useful.




At the other extreme are the anti groups that will promise you everything from cancer to hairy palms if you lust after a non-human. The reality is that we are all mammals with the same basic body chemistry. The big differences are things like height and weight. Animal body fluids are less dangerous to you than human because they can't carry nearly as many infectious agents.




Once you decide to cross the big divide, think long and hard about security. Nanny cams, security cameras, and night vision can ruin your life. Close the drapes and lock the doors. Add up the time needed for the act, preparation, and cleanup then double it. If you can't count on that much for sure alone time, don't do it.




Pay extra attention to your cyber security. Use a good VPN and keep your legal, personal, and sexual identities completely separate to the point of using different users on your devices for each purpose. Do not keep pics or vids with anything identifiable in them and do not leave anything unencrypted. Think about what a stolen phone with “candid” pics of you and an animal could lead to. Consider being “Doxed”.




You think I’m being paranoid? There is a case of a famous (infamous) Zoo who outed himself all the way to Federal prison by the simple expedient of using the same avatar on Zoo and str8 web forums. At least his animals were seized, neutered, and adopted out. There are people in this world who consider driving you to suicide to be an ideal solution. Our enemies know that torturing animals to death is a misdemeanor IF you can get anyone prosecuted.




And NEVER, EVER fencehop. Any possibility of a defense goes out the window when you are on someone else's property with someone else's animals. If they catch you in the act and shoot you, the cops will help them clean up the mess. Judges consider “but I’m in love!” to be a confession. And even if they never catch you they can still sell, move, neuter, or butcher your lover and there's nothing you can do about it. It's never worth the risk.




One of the big pitfalls is explaining to friends and family why you don't have a human wife and kids. Mothers especially will never stop trying to match you up with the “right” girl even if they know about your “other species” preferences. “Normal” humans will simply not understand what you are feeling or why.




If you have a choice, choose “normal”. Contrary to fundie propaganda, it's not an easy way out. Most of us who live this lifestyle are doing it because we tried the “normal” way and it didn't work for us. A human mate could get a job, contribute money, help with housework, and do all those little things that make domestic life easier. We still have to live in human society and pay our taxes and bills. Add to that the legal and extralegal stalkers we have to endure and you can easily see how this kind of life isn't something you would choose to avoid effort.




If,‭ ‬after a lot of careful thought,‭ ‬you choose to go ahead with a non-human lover or partner,‭ ‬you should learn everything that you can from responsible people in sensible venues before you‭ “‬get physical‭”‬.‭ ‬A big part of the fun hanging with animals is that they aren’t human.‭ ‬They’re variations of the theme‭ “‬mammal‭”‬.‭ ‬Making sense to each other makes things ever so much safer and more fun.




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