My Fair Filly

[Old Zoo]

(Mare sings)






All I want is a stall somewhere






Far away from the cold night air






With a man who can please a mare






Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?








 




Lots of sweet feed for me to eat






Lots of fondlin’ stokin’ up my heat






Warm hands, warm nose, how sweet!






Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?








 




Someone's chest resting on my rump






Warm and tender he would start to hump






Then like a stallion he would slam and bump






Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?








 




Oh, so lovely standin' abso-bloomin'-lutely still






I would never budge till






I clamped, moaned and gave him a terrific thrill






Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?






Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly








 




(Man sings)






All I want is a stall somewhere,






Far away from the neighbors’ stare,






With one hormonal mare,






Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?








 




Flaxen tail arch’in high and free,






Shows her splendor for me to see,






Then she might even squat for me.






Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?








 




More and more she’d begin to wink,






Kissing my lips with a flash of pink,






What would my poor wife think?






But wouldn’t it be loverly?








 




Oh, she’d be standin’ abso-bloomin'-lutely still






I would never stop until






We shared that orgasmic thrill.






Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?








 




But from joy to guilt I would soon sink






I must abstain I’d begin to think






As soon as my wife can learn to wink






Oh, wouldn't it be loverly?






Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly.