Petting Zoo

[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

I’d like to build a petting zoo for bestiality

I have a scheme

A dream harem

A sex menagerie


I’d like to shag a cormorant

Go dogging with a hound

Perhaps dry hump a camel

On the desert’s sandy mound


I’d pork a pig

And mount a horse

Get Horny with a cow

I’d titillate an oscilotte if only I knew how


CHORUS


I want to sleep with door mice

Find out if a dingo goes

And if I met a sperm whale

You could all shout, “there she blows”


I’d lay the hens

And goose the geese

I’d gobble turkeys, too

I want to bang a sayamang

And jump a kangaroo (bestiality)


CHORUS


I’d like to bone hyenas

Catching crabs could be a laugh

I’d finger fish and pull a mussel

Necking a giraffe




I’d like to bum a bumblebee

I’ve known a cock or two

So bring your KY Jellyfish

And join the petting zoo (bestiality)


CHORUS


But love a dove

Or buck a duck

You won’t be misunderstood

My necrophilic longings never came to any good


My planning application

Was abruptly thrown away




I hate those interfering prudes

The NSPCA

 

[Resident Hyaena]

The next chapter - when it's done - will address one of those lines!

[Ramseys]

[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

Ramseys' the goats don't lie!

[Bear28]

Goats don't lie but them sheep are liers 

[heavyhorse]

1 hour ago, Bear28 said:




Goats don't lie but them sheep are liers 

Layers.  Them sheep are layers.  




Past future tense:  "I laid my sheep yesterday.  I will lay her again tomorrow."




  




Unless the goats get to her first.... 

[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

8 hours ago, heavyhorse said:




Layers.  Them sheep are layers.  




Past future tense:  "I laid my sheep yesterday.  I will lay her again tomorrow."




  




Unless the goats get to her first.... 

Bringing new meaning to "baa ram ewe" .

[shortleash]

i bumped this up because of the poetry man...it is groovy...