Favorite Animal Advertisements

[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

I was wondering what your favorite TV animal ads are? Here are some of the top ones:




Orangina:




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Budweiser:




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Crazy Fox:




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[heavyhorse]

Nothing remotely erotic about that first one.....




 




 




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[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

27 minutes ago, heavyhorse said:




Nothing remotely erotic about that first one.....




 




 




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HaHa. But do you think it sells orange soda??!!

[DingoJay]

I don't think that Orangina commercial would fly on U.S. TV, except maybe late-night cable.




 The Budweiser ad reminds me of a dog I had years ago.  When we walked up the road a bit, the neighbors' horses would lean over the fence and my dog would stand up on her hind legs and give them kisses.  I never knew where she originally came from, but she obviously was familiar with horses.

[silverwolf1]

I've always, ALWAYS cried at most of those Budweiser puppy commercials (there's a series of 'em). I kinda loved all their pre-2015 commercials, the older the better. I'm a big bag of emotions (for some few things).




That french thing though kinda turns me off. Why put humanized breasts & cunts on someone as beautiful as a Zebra? 




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[heavyhorse]

2 hours ago, silverwolf1 said:




I kinda loved all their pre-2015 commercials, the older the better. I'm a big bag of emotions (for some few things).

I don't think the ads have been the same since they sold out to Inbev.  Particularly absurd their current Red White and Blue Patriotic cans.  Straight from Belgium I assume.




 

[heavyhorse]

9 hours ago, silverwolf1 said:




Why put humanized breasts & cunts on someone as beautiful as a Zebra? 

Probably because Normies see animals as mostly sexless and the ad is clearly supposed to be as erotic as they could get by with on broadcast TV.  So they humanized them.  Although I agree with you, feral is more attractive.  Long live crotch boobs! 




One of the more bizarre examples: the movie Barnyard.  Where there are apparently 3 genders; male and female cows both have udders, and only 2 or 3 "bulls" that don't.  




Quote:  "Despite being biologically male, Otis has an udder like the other male cows. In reality, only female cows have udders, not males. The reason all the male cows were designed like this in the franchise is because Steve figured that city folk thought that all cows would look like this."

[heavyhorse]

Trying to describe a movie to a friend:




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Since I have a bit of a soft spot for pigs:




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And when farm visitors bring a trailer:




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[HeartBeatOfTheBeast]

HH the laughing horses creep me out especially the appaloosa.

[heavyhorse]

10 hours ago, HeartBeatOfTheBeast said:




HH the laughing horses creep me out especially the appaloosa.

Could be worse.  What if that was their reaction when a human dropped his pants....?