Jokes

[silverwolf1]

52 minutes ago, heavyhorse said:




Hair sheep breeds.   Don't need docking, among other benefits.    




American wool has no market value, too many poly fibers from hay strings/nets mixed in, all the wool is Merino from Aus and NZ these days.  Woolies are fading into the past..... 

All the wool is in miniature breeds, or specialty color "breeds" like the mutts I have here for the dog to chase. Find some-one who shears now-a-days in the US though. 




Back on topic-



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Three women went out drinking and decided to have a contest to see who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together.



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The first woman said, "I drove my car into a ditch."



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The second woman said, "I blew chunks."



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The third woman said, "I burned down my house."



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After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, "I guess I won!" The second woman said, "Wait a minute, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog."