Greetings

[Lateoss]

Thanks for the warm welcome guys!

[heavyhorse]

On 7/6/2018 at 8:55 PM, covfefelake said:




Someone needs to update google translate.  Autodetect on "Moo" is not working for me...




Welcome.

Google misses the nuances.  Translations from the source are more accurate.




Moo!   [img]<fileStore.core_Emoticons>/emoticons/happy.png[/img]/emoticons/[email protected] 2x" title="^_^" width="20" />

[shortleash]

come on guys...cows make more noises than moo moo and moo....and then there are the farts...with their special notes...

[heavyhorse]

9 hours ago, shortleash said:




come on guys...cows make more noises than moo moo and moo....and then there are the farts...with their special notes...

Well, see, "Moo" is the English translation from the native Bovid.  As above, it loses a lot of the nuances in translation, and certainly in print.  Example:




Moo:  Hello!




Moo:  Welcome!




Moo:  Do you have goodies?




Moo:  Where are the others?




Moo:  Stay calf.




Moo:  Come calf.




Moo:  Got milk?




Moo:  Want milk?




Moo:  Bull me!




Moo:  Are you ordering from Amazon today?




 




See?  All looks the same in print, you have to be there...... 




And cow farts are more inclined to be silent but deadly.  Certainly not the wide range and expressiveness of horse farts.

[Lateoss]

4 hours ago, heavyhorse said:




And cow farts are more inclined to be silent but deadly.  Certainly not the wide range and expressiveness of horse farts.

This is the best thing I have read in a while.

[shortleash]

i think horse farts are not as subtle...

[heavyhorse]

Subtle they ain't--




www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTpDL84z12A

[shortleash]

thats why i like goats...they have cute little farts...




 

[heavyhorse]

Mmm--




I would think that would be a ways down the list of reasons.....